like, holy fuck, are you new here?

well get some weights work out

stop eating

A typical gen x trash whore

get ajob get a place

had a job

fucking great job

was very happy

then it went sour in a fucking instant

but then everything changed

when the fire nation attacked

lol

thank you

but yeah, fucking fantastic job went up in fucking smoke

Let's all block @Jokerfaic

that would have been good advice hours ago

I wanna build OCP and take over detroit

1 blocked message

@KaiserDoom except actually make a good police force?

Why make a good police force when you can exploit gang mechanics

I own detroit, I do what I want with it. Im repairing detroit, cleaning up crime, getting people in. I wanna turn it into the "City of the future" scenario and make it look good. Then when I die it'll become a cyberpunk hell hole

because imagine being the big superconglomerate corporation that isn't fucking selfish

i wanna use the money I make on detroit to take over the Congo

bring the free market to the diamond industry!!!

Nah, the congo is a personal pet project

I wanna run it like the Belgians did

Go for somalia first

less resistance

better than luxumbourg, tbh

50 lbs of rubber per person a week or you get the penalties of failure

Do good, I give you lunchables and fresh water bottles

do real good the village gets upgraded to log cabins and a clean well with auto pump

Do super good, village gets concrete buildings with air conditioning and low-electricity.

whats the rubber for

Just to keep the people busy

measure productivity

^

You gotta know how committed your bois are to the idea of the uber rubberstate

then aliens invade and you make body armour

To keep the congo in line, I'm gunna keep a set of 3 "War Trains" roaming up and down the lines to move people, cargo, supplies, and munitions. Build up Forts and etc. to defend it.

Those who do exceptionally well and sign up for the colonial guard they'll be armed with the proper weapons and Hugo-boss uniforms.

Their families will also be elevated to better housing, full plumbing, quality food. All employees are also payed in OCP points