Lol

this one's ugly

im getting the mauser

see

back in my home texas

im leaving the mouser

mauser*

tfw I actually prefer the first one because it looks less slutty

you gotta got da ar-15s for da self dafanse from da robbas and croim peple

https://mobile.twitter.com/kfc/status/1176889100084875264

ah man you know

Me too

Sometimes I hate the free market

at least im getting laid soon after a bit of a draught

drought*

this photo was taken october 1917

she unironically has a 9.5-10 face

I appreciate T&A, but it does very little for me by itself :/

Yea we are in the wrong rick and morty reality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8ZIXJTX93E

Corte, is that sex with your gf or is it just retarded hookup culture sex?

Lol

like you can get a decent woman nowadays

its not a hookup she technichally is my partner

but i got 0 hopes

ill just break up when i loose atraction

Heil

so current-gf, you just don't have that much hope for the relationship to really go anywhere

not really

because of several reasons

@Eirshy i got more. Unfortunate however is nsfw

1-she hangs around with depressive emo kids

2-she isnt that depressive anymore but has atrocious self esteem

3-cheated once (though "just" making out)

4- she does weed too fucking often

I mean that's fine, you do you, but if I was expecting to break up with a girl sooner rather than later I'd avoid sex way more than I would if I wasn't. It's opening yourself up to a far easier vindictive rape allegation.