@Ethaneth homophob

Racist

That’s gay

bowler hats. lol

Bigot

Shut up your mouth

The bowler serial pedo rapist.

@Ethaneth intransigent cunt

Stop spouting words at me bigophobe

"bend over and let me see your butt hole."

"they call me the bowler"

I remember I drew a picture of me throwing a brick at him and I showed it to all my teachers (I was 8 or 9)

UwU

lol

You think while he was hitting it from the back he'd sing Frarajaca?

"damn, skip this kid he might kill me when he's a little bigger"

Did he at least give a reach around?

That's his secret sex move, just before he busts, he reaches around with his bowler and catches all the cummies.

Everyone knows pedos offer candy in exchange for not telling anyone.

Hmmm

What kind of candy?

I might be interested

When I was a kid, I used to steal those coke bottle gummies.

It's those shitty red and white spiremints.

I still feel my sin.

Ah nevermind

That’s a shit bribe

It's stale and soft too, like he had it in his pocket all day.

At least give some bitohoneys or something

Pedo's aren't exactly selfless or caring people.

has this been done yet
clown face on karl marx
with quote " ~~workers~~ gamers of the world, ~~unite~~ rise up!"

I'm glad my childhood can serve as a source of amusement

lol

My only problem with the story is that it didn't climax as much as I did.

grrl gmaer get out

I heard getting molested makes your dick 2 times bigger

hmm

Always look at the bright side of life

*whistles*

how can we scientifically verify this?

I was just thinking that you fuck.