Is that why all your girlfriends laugh?

i was only pretending to be serious!

Surely jokes are srs bsns

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>Humour lies in the subversion of expectation
'She wont stop laughing!'

>they didn't take my reference to yugioh seriously! It was always intended to be serious! Guess I'll kill myself now

@XeroLimit
>she

If you do that then how will i make myself look attractive

Ah, m'lady

I only nut inside traps, thank you very much

Aw, shit, my dyslexia is showing

@Spooky Melon what is the context to this?

i dont fucking know

i just steal memes

Well, you are an echidna

>inb4 'youre a gun!'

I actually pay so little attention to pfps that I didn't realize that's what yours was

Man i wish my girlfriend was a trap

Don't let your dreams be memes man

It's current year, you can find a doctor to staple a willy on her

blind ass nigger with his bad glasses smh

actually

you could

do that

I could...

Find beta who wants to transition

<:BIGBRAIN:501101491428392991>

Ask for donation

or

And once you do that it doesn't matter if ~~s~~he wants it, since you can't rape men

@XeroLimit apply strap on for better results tbh

What would be the fun in that

none of the hassle

bigger pp

still make babies

Though I guess you'd have more of a real-life futa?

I cant share the sacred diagrans

no risk of not feeling anything ever again down there

Fuck why don't trannies just become futas?