Message from @Jeremy

Discord ID: 624087849364357139


2019-09-19 03:38:51 UTC  

Though not to the extreme, of course.

2019-09-19 03:39:18 UTC  

Ive never been shown that

2019-09-19 03:39:21 UTC  

I always tell people "swing first by all means, but then I'll be forced to beat you like a crying child in a department store"

2019-09-19 03:39:35 UTC  

lol

2019-09-19 03:39:40 UTC  

i've said the same

2019-09-19 03:39:54 UTC  

never thought to search for the rest

2019-09-19 03:40:02 UTC  

I kinda had set myself up for that route when I rejected a whole bunch of societal expectations during a bit of.. shall we say.. unsanctioned penetration testing of my Jr High's network. >.>

2019-09-19 03:40:32 UTC  

damn nigga we really live in a society

2019-09-19 03:40:34 UTC  

πŸ˜”πŸ™

2019-09-19 03:40:45 UTC  

brother once came at me with a pipe. i looked at him calmly and said,"THink you can kill me with the first shot? cause if you don't, i will take it from you and beat you until your organs fall out onto the pavement"

2019-09-19 03:40:49 UTC  

he put the pipe down

2019-09-19 03:41:09 UTC  

I get a little too giddy when things go south

2019-09-19 03:41:18 UTC  

We've faced the looming threat of retreat, turning against our values, over advancing forward and embracing our way of life before. This is a chapter of American history that seems to repeat itself with every generation, @Sweet.

2019-09-19 03:41:24 UTC  

yeah, intimitdation factor

2019-09-19 03:41:32 UTC  

Sorry jezza

2019-09-19 03:41:43 UTC  

My gf sprung suprise sex on me

2019-09-19 03:41:48 UTC  

Where were we

2019-09-19 03:41:56 UTC  

when i am twice his size and he starts talking shit i like to cackle like a mad man

2019-09-19 03:42:01 UTC  

Well, that was the lesson that my Father (a man who had survived Leavenworth, a black ops war, then the mean streets of Chicago for a *decade*).. don't throw the first punch, but be *damned* sure to throw the last one.

2019-09-19 03:42:14 UTC  

^^

2019-09-19 03:42:18 UTC  

I haven't been referred to as Jezza in many, many years, @wave.

2019-09-19 03:42:26 UTC  

Never start a fight... but ALWAYS finish it..

2019-09-19 03:42:35 UTC  

@wave did you guys do the wave?

2019-09-19 03:42:36 UTC  

@ManAnimal why not do both

2019-09-19 03:42:47 UTC  

cause i ain't a bitch

2019-09-19 03:43:09 UTC  

If you concuss a guy his court statement is unlikely to be reliable

2019-09-19 03:43:33 UTC  

Opening the brawl is a sign of character weakness.

2019-09-19 03:43:34 UTC  

and his buddy is libel to put a knife in your back when you aren't looking

2019-09-19 03:43:36 UTC  

That's an interesting observation.

2019-09-19 03:43:49 UTC  

you've obviously never been on the street

2019-09-19 03:44:36 UTC  

Never show people what you're capable of unless provoked, and only then display just enough to finish the job

2019-09-19 03:44:39 UTC  

true; think about it, if you are gonna get jumped by three guys, what do you do?

2019-09-19 03:44:55 UTC  

Whoever hits me first I'll immediately start eating

2019-09-19 03:44:56 UTC  

shoot them like the niggers they are <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-09-19 03:44:56 UTC  

you strike first, knock out the biggest one with the first blow

2019-09-19 03:44:58 UTC  

wait

2019-09-19 03:45:02 UTC  

we don’t have guns here

2019-09-19 03:45:06 UTC  

Hey, I'm just expressing what was taught me by the toughest sonuvabitch I've known - and echoed by the fellas who nearly equated the level of reverence I have for said individual.

2019-09-19 03:45:27 UTC  

I've always been taught to do crazy shit

2019-09-19 03:45:32 UTC  

he taught you well

2019-09-19 03:45:35 UTC  

Of course, if you find yourself in prison the first blow has already been struck so...