we lost our empire to lack of funding

because we suck with money

And niggers rising up

and we burned all the jews in spain

cos youre poor as fuck

or kicked them

Yeah, it was a shame to throw that tea into the harbor... but it had to be done.

thought SLavs sucked with money?

and your shitty empire

shitty empire

keke

Tax *this*.

i mean yours fell apart by war

suck my catholic cross

can't give a slav nothing; burns a hole in his pocket

*hefts the tea into the harbor, a tear in his eye*

Ew

Catholics

british one granted independence

we went down fighting

my dad was catholic

brtis cucked out of it

british surrender

Early Irish christianity is superior

like french

only better

your dad was a man

im church of england

>imagine being a christcuck at all

*Laugh as the crates of tea sink into the ocean*

well.. im athiest

lol

tea time?

you can be a man too

go swim

remove kebab?

Yes

but i was baptised Church of England

TEA TIME

*weeps, softly exclaiming "Rule Britannia"*

idc if you belive in jesús as long as you remove kebab