Fuck you for making me fall for fake news

I'm usly the one laughing at people unironically posting npc daily articles

What has happened to me?

All news is fake news.

Okay I'm going to do something actually important

N word

I

Chat is more dead than my sex life

And its good

I think some vegan dude wants to fight me <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

He asked where I live <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

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Tell him, but on one condition: If he loses he has to eat a steak.

*when he loses hes eating his own teeth <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

Dont think hell actually risk to fight tho <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Just stab him to death like most vegans deserve

I'm vegan btw

Lmao

He might as well be she btw not sure

Sounded like a fag

In real life or the Internet cos people act hard on the Internet

Like no man calls a child my baby

I should know I'm a mma champion

Online I’m a master of the blade. Irl I can’t keep a conversation for more than 20 seconds.

Internet lel on instagram

Don't know when to breathe in front of people crew

Imagine being so far Left that you think CNN is Right

He dmed after this lel

You ever wonder if Italian dudes use olive oil as lube or naw.

Ask them will they be the voice of the voiceless iif he has a maggot or rat infestation

Yes they use it

And this guy has batman complex or somethin

The vegan slowly dies when they have to deal with rodents

Or if you're near a burger King if you're my ex

Lel

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898> imagine thinking cnn was right wing.

The literal media arm of the democrats

I love when they start talking about shape of teeth and shit like that <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>