Message from @ZX

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2019-09-13 15:57:22 UTC  

Bone works.

2019-09-13 15:57:30 UTC  

Yes
It does

2019-09-13 15:57:37 UTC  

sure, wooden body and just add shards of flint stone or obsidian

2019-09-13 15:57:45 UTC  

or shark teeth

2019-09-13 15:58:07 UTC  

or or or, loads of primitive weapons that don't use metal for their cutting edge

2019-09-13 15:58:34 UTC  

Spears and daggers, yes

2019-09-13 15:58:50 UTC  

And arrows

2019-09-13 16:00:03 UTC  

maybe druids are just the fantasy equivalent of virtue signaling sjws

2019-09-13 16:00:24 UTC  

more like the peta crazies

2019-09-13 16:00:49 UTC  

Come on now. Definitely the furries.

2019-09-13 16:00:56 UTC  

They shapeshift man.

2019-09-13 16:01:18 UTC  

oh god please don't make me imagine a player enforcing his fursuit fantasy into my campaigns

2019-09-13 16:01:33 UTC  

my druid shapeshifted from an antropomorphic bear into a human xD

2019-09-13 16:01:41 UTC  

I'm just RP'ing my character man. Don't make it weird.

2019-09-13 16:02:31 UTC  

imagine having a whole world of fantasy magic and deciding instead of playing out your fantasy, you play as someone who also wants to play out their fantasy

2019-09-13 16:03:00 UTC  

I'll make you imagine them enforcing their fursuit fantasy whilst speaking with a texan accent 😈

2019-09-13 16:03:19 UTC  

😱

2019-09-13 16:03:57 UTC  

One of my players is a Protector Aasimar Ranger from Texas who's celestial lineage comes from David Bowie

2019-09-13 16:04:13 UTC  

That sounds amazing.

2019-09-13 16:04:13 UTC  

ahahaha

2019-09-13 16:04:21 UTC  

Billy Myers

2019-09-13 16:04:36 UTC  

Full on Texan
Absolute mad lad

2019-09-13 16:05:07 UTC  

when you say they are from texas, is your setting just the real world but with magic because that sounds amazing

2019-09-13 16:05:19 UTC  

Yes
World War II

2019-09-13 16:05:29 UTC  

Session 1 was Normandy

2019-09-13 16:05:42 UTC  

"i throw a fireball over yonder"

2019-09-13 16:05:45 UTC  

wow

2019-09-13 16:05:50 UTC  

One got cut in half as soon as the door dropped

2019-09-13 16:05:53 UTC  

It was glorious

2019-09-13 16:06:32 UTC  

oof... Wehrmacht using ze Magischen Trinkets

2019-09-13 16:07:29 UTC  

@ZX what's the level of magic in that campaign?

2019-09-13 16:07:43 UTC  

High
I think

2019-09-13 16:07:50 UTC  

now I'm wondering what was the outcome of D-Day? IRL they were low on ammo in the first place

2019-09-13 16:08:05 UTC  

The Allies won at great cost

2019-09-13 16:08:40 UTC  

blood, soil and tears...

2019-09-13 16:09:12 UTC  

d'oh... brain did a bad remember

2019-09-13 16:09:16 UTC  

There are portals to other worlds and two members of the party (the Paladin and the Bloodhunter) literally talk to God

2019-09-13 16:09:24 UTC  

Well, Hypnos and the Great Old One

2019-09-13 16:09:26 UTC  

But

2019-09-13 16:10:53 UTC  

Are you avoiding the nazi zombies or nah? Because the nazi's would definitely do necromancy.

2019-09-13 16:11:16 UTC  

The Great Old One that the Bloodhunter (multiclassed into Warlock) talks to is not one of the Elder Evils