come the revolution you'll be up against the wall as well

with the commies and degenerates

lol

*Nazi Stormtroopers marched on Chicago today*

and pan pipe players

The headline would say

Says the guy with the 'Hydra' logo. 'hail Hydra'

I am of course kidding

I think you'll find that's cthulu

And i'm a Eldritch Catgirl

Gun control is actually racist. Not sure they'd be terribly bothered by it.

I hope so.. you haven't lived until you've seen a guy use a chicks enormous rack as a firing tripod.

*”Oh wait I’m getting word from the station”*

*”Yep Todd, they burned down Chicago”*

*”Dammit, Baltimore all over again”*

I know Cthulu I just wanted to interject a capn' America reference where it didn't belong.

NERRRRRDDDD

this is what's wrong with society!

men used to fix cars and wear trench coats

now they wear baseball caps, sip juice, wear three quarter lengths like 9 year olds and watch super hero movies

sorry.. I've been watching movies from the 40s

it's given me a bit of an old world spite

comfy though lol

Super Hero movies are no different than sitting around the campfire telling stories of the Gods a hundred years ago

and play dress up

Hell we even have Thor

except those stories were fucking horrific

lol

Ehh they’ll get better

odin raping women and thor being like 'I helped you last time'

who is now getting beaten up by a fucking feminist who got overweight

that never happened in marvel

end game

or should i say

trash game

actually, the lokasenna! that's a good old one

loki basically cusses out every other god over a dinner table

because it treats it male heros like trash

he actually calls sif a whore lol

Who else saw that story? Israel spying on us again LMAO

you should all read that and enjoy the humours