I sometimes drink a gallon of OJ instead of a 2liter of mtn dew. Waiting for my cancer to kick in I guess.

@lunemarie things that are mutugens increase rate or mutation. Possible SNPS to make cell unresponsive to control mechanisms resulting in rapid and uncontrolled growth

OJ?

Orange juice

@Muten ever had your ass torn by another guy? yeah that increases your risk of cancer

OJ shimpshon

@lunemarie You are the guy

indeed I am

>shimp
Now that's apephobic.

oy vey

oh no my telomeres are really short guys please no guys don’t help

TIME TO DIE

what

That means old age.

oh noooo

old hag @lunemarie

Witch!

no I’m just short

STFU witch

I’m so short even my telomeres are short

go drink a potion of slowness

- Burn the witch!
- But she's so pretty...
- ...OK. But after that - burn!

@retxirT not necessarily. Could be raised cortisol ect. It's the concept of biological age vs chronological afe

I meant instant damage

wahtever

what if I was pretty @retxirT

you're not

sHut UP

I would.

her voice cracked through text lol

old hag her vocal cords are dried out

No, that's the "girlish" way of typing, baka.

STFU yandere chan

yandere 4chan

oh fucks sake it’s weebs

kek

EVERYBODY GET TO THE WAGON

I will string you up

Weebs' week.

and time you to the back of my car

I will burn you