and british coke

Fucking

and russian coke

Juice

litterally every other country uses cane sugar

Did you know mitosis causes cancer?

What doesn't cause cancer at this point?

@ebinmemes22 salad

Like literally mitosis causes cancer

That's literally the only thing that "causes" cancer

Everything else just increases the chances of cancer "developing"

Damn

So it just increases the rate of mitosis

Or causes a breakdown of the DNA

Cutting yourself increases your risk of cancer since the cells conduct mitosis to repair

This lady here know her shit.

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I knew that too

Have you ever had a bruise

I'm just not a faggot

Yeah that could cause cancer

I sometimes drink a gallon of OJ instead of a 2liter of mtn dew. Waiting for my cancer to kick in I guess.

@lunemarie things that are mutugens increase rate or mutation. Possible SNPS to make cell unresponsive to control mechanisms resulting in rapid and uncontrolled growth

OJ?

Orange juice

@Muten ever had your ass torn by another guy? yeah that increases your risk of cancer

OJ shimpshon

@lunemarie You are the guy

indeed I am

>shimp
Now that's apephobic.

oy vey

oh no my telomeres are really short guys please no guys don’t help

TIME TO DIE

what

That means old age.

oh noooo

old hag @lunemarie

Witch!

no I’m just short

STFU witch

I’m so short even my telomeres are short