y'all givin me flashback to that time Basedbalaclavaman put his wine bottle in the microwave

@Edog Sometimes when I poop my butthole turns inside out and I have to go to the hospital to get it fixed.

based

do you guys actually want a japanese girlfriend or is that just a meme?

not fond of asians myself

you can't just put it back in with a plunger?

people who genuinely want those are beta weebs

If she's cute and friendly, I don't care what race she is.

Quick Google-fu indicates C4 is inert under microwave radiation. @Medeyer

asians are cute but they're not redheads so

I still wouldn't recommend it, though.

Hair dye exists

i had a korean girlfriend before and she died her hair kinda reddish sometimes

fake red hair does not a redhead make

anime has taught betas that asian women are demure little doormice that cant defend themselves and its their only chance to be the dominant one in a relationship

oh how wrong you are gweilos

I don't think anime has ever portrayed that

I like asian women

Mostly Thai and Japanese women

I stopped reading that at "and she died" @HaydenG

>thai (((women)))
<:smugon:512048583806025739>

Haha

I could go for a famous Taiwanese "Lady"

Not even gonna lie

I'll pass

i went to thailand there were seriously like... 60% of the girls were insanely hot

I'd fuck that ass raw

Two holes are better than one

here in portland its like 12% of the girls are hot

are you sure they were girls

@Medeyer 100%

That's why I like both genders

Why would... of all the...

They both have two holes

Look, tattoos are groovy and all.. but it's supposed to be something meaningful in the long haul.

damn bruh

@Laucivol maybe man's really likes to vape

thats deep