Message from @PhiloFusor the Omitted

Discord ID: 605688343900061697


2019-07-30 09:02:43 UTC  

Stay away from that cock guillotine

2019-07-30 09:03:06 UTC  

white people can't pull their lips that far back

2019-07-30 09:03:15 UTC  

because their teeth are flat and don't jut out

2019-07-30 09:03:40 UTC  

unlike apes/black people

2019-07-30 09:03:43 UTC  

`Stay away from that cock guillotine`
^this is unironically the only thing I can think about putting a dick in anybody's mouth tbh

2019-07-30 09:04:07 UTC  

never had a woman suck yo dick?

2019-07-30 09:04:16 UTC  

never had a dude do it?

2019-07-30 09:04:24 UTC  

like I just said
*there's teeth in there*

2019-07-30 09:04:26 UTC  

Life hack

2019-07-30 09:04:30 UTC  

Knock her teeth out first

2019-07-30 09:04:51 UTC  

based and redpilled

2019-07-30 09:05:09 UTC  

well normal people can open their mouth wide enough to have the teeth not obstruction the hole

2019-07-30 09:05:34 UTC  

You could always dislocate the jaw if you're that worried about it

2019-07-30 09:05:46 UTC  

^

2019-07-30 09:06:14 UTC  

the worst part is there's gotta be somebody out there that'd be into it

2019-07-30 09:06:53 UTC  

Cock and ball torture

2019-07-30 09:07:05 UTC  

*overly long copypasta*

2019-07-30 09:07:19 UTC  

copypasta is only good if it's long

2019-07-30 09:07:39 UTC  

a short copypasta is just a normal meme

2019-07-30 09:09:14 UTC  

I like that there are celebrity fan subreddits because they aggregate lots of images but the titles are so damn cringy

2019-07-30 09:09:52 UTC  

Jesus Reddit is so cringe in general

2019-07-30 09:09:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/605688516843667496/5c5L9em.gif

2019-07-30 09:10:18 UTC  

Didn't believe what people said until I actually made an account

2019-07-30 09:11:26 UTC  

thats me and reddit

2019-07-30 09:11:59 UTC  

i don't notice as much until I post and feel obligated to interact with the mongs. they *believe* in things. worst kind of spergs tbh

2019-07-30 09:12:31 UTC  

There is a lot of circlejerk/sucking off game devs no matter what they do on Reddit

2019-07-30 09:12:42 UTC  

they don't like tim pool

2019-07-30 09:12:51 UTC  
2019-07-30 09:12:54 UTC  

what?

2019-07-30 09:12:58 UTC  

HES LEFT WING

2019-07-30 09:13:07 UTC  

HE WANTED BERNIE TO BE PRESIDENTE

2019-07-30 09:13:10 UTC  

HOWWWWW?

2019-07-30 09:13:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/605689338373603338/jackvsjoev1.png

2019-07-30 09:13:42 UTC  

idk but the reaction to this was *tim pool isn't real journalist*

2019-07-30 09:13:50 UTC  

wtf

2019-07-30 09:13:57 UTC  

Tim is real wtf

2019-07-30 09:14:04 UTC  

He has a bald head and everything

2019-07-30 09:14:10 UTC  

he's unbiased on most things

2019-07-30 09:14:15 UTC  

and yes