I'd fuck a dragon tbh

We killed those too

so good luck

you bastard

if man ever conquers the stars it'll be by fucking them most likely

actually we conquered the stars

This is why we want in Area 51

I want to fuck an alien god damit

hey stop snooping around down there

we're trying to make more oil

you'd probably be safer fucking an alien, incompatible diseases. either that or you'd get space aids

if only we could mind control alex jones hmmmm

but he wears a tin foil hat on all the time

so we cant

alex is indomable

smart fucker

Shame

Really is

if only he was younger and born in the brain chip generation

a tinfoil hat is just a satellite dish focusing the waves on your pineal gland

minds eye

@PhiloFusor the Omitted thats wrong actually. It messes with our super advanced laser mind ray

unfortunately

thats what we've programmed you to think however

Hence the creation of the brain chip generation

red panda mind control me to not be a gay furry

Implanted at birth

When the mother is first separated from the child

@Muten we mind controlled you TO BE a mind controlled fury dumbass

ew why

just so we can laugh

fuck you

**Eviiiiiiiiiiil**

why my peepee hard

sumo wrestling saved charlie chaplin

https://twitter.com/qikipedia/status/1156021594462007296?s=20

Huh

now if only we could mind control kim kardashian to be some whore... wait a minute

oh fuck

it was too early