its faxs

Uhh huh

Yes

Basically, what started that was me musing about jumping out of my 6th floor room down into the hotel pool.

Ah

6 floors is deceptively high

Which I'm guessing at a 6 foot depth.

say what u want but im spittin faxs

It's about 60 to 70 feet.

I think landing at a diagonal with your back to the water is your best bet

if flushed away taught me anything u gotta keep your legs straight

Oof, except I don't think the surface area would stop my head from slamming into the bottom.

(And the Marines was clear about feet first, too.)

It’s just not deep enough

That's the conclusion I arrived to as well, on intuition.

https://youtu.be/RYwgtJ7kJTI?t=83 @Laucivol

And, now, maths.

Yay, hyperdrive failure sound. XD

Are you going to be calculating the aerodynamicicity of the molecular quantum drive that will successfully and safely land you in the pool that’s solely made of basic hotel room items ?

The plans are in the works.

ok i think i know what i did

What did you do meowzers

It's gonna take several lifetimes to work it out, though.

We got time

I gotta be at work in the morning!

Time to do the number crunching

so i was super depressed so i made it so i really liked some anime girls and now i literally only like them can't find anybody attractive anymore

You’ve cursed yourself my friend

so now i'm fucked

So you broke yourself with softcore porn fetishizing.

what

That is basically what anime is

no

not this

wait i forgot you hate anime nvm don't respond

Yeah

you don't even understand

nvm then

Hate is a strong word. But I do want to make a burn pile

just use viagra

Ah, see.. I *enjoy* anime, myself (don't watch much anymore).