You need claws

I bite my nails

fake ones r gay

:disarmed:

understandable

uwu dyadd

U ppl tho

u ppl

(you) ×

xoxo

Whys it like that tho

Like

bantz = triggered

why

On the internet no one knows if you srs

understandable

But why jump immediately to "hurr durr u b triggered m8"

Just assume they're joking

Clearly it worked :L

ah yes

I'm ver angery

Well, you were getting heated, with the double words there.

Literally screeching rn

😩 👌

Screeching like ur mum

Damn, nice comeback bro.

Go masterbate or plan for tomorrow

Damn, nice girlfrie-

I cant masterblate

That's a sin

Just because I have an anime pfp, doesn't mean I don't have a gf.

but do u tho

But it do

Just because I like another piece of ass, that is on the side that isn't real isn't cheating...
Damn.

sure buddy

Because yous single :(

(I can speak with pride because I'm also single, ha ha ha)

nice

Being single is nice but I like cuddles

That's like the one universal truth, but hugs on my terms

Hugs r nice