yes, that's a great idea

and easing relations with Russia

also a great idea

but Cuba?

nope, not even a consideration

the only thing i know about cuba is they have the right to vote, for one guy, the same guy every time, and the people living there are desperate enough to try to raft across the ocean to get out of that shit

yes

you know how you do absolutely nothing to solve that?

continue giving them the cold fucking shoulder

Again, Obama makes one phone call, and they **legalize small private business**

I don't think you're letting that sink in

why couldnt they legalize it themselves? why did they need obama to give them a phone call? could they not think of the idea themselves?

and what does trump need to do? remind them over the phone or something?

While he's keeping N.Korea from melting down and not banging drums with Putin, he's continuing a proven-failed political quarantine of an island state just shy of Florida for nothing but Party prestige

Because maybe if you're a tiny fucking island that's been staving off poverty for 50 fucking years, you start to want to earn favor from that giant fucking superpower just north of you

And our standoffish policy of having absolutely zero communication with them made that a bit tricky

so you're saying trump is sitting in his office rubbing his hands together and laughing maniacally at the thought of making millions of cubans suffer... just because he is evil? theres no other reason?

oh, actually, I miscounted, party othodoxy wasn't the only reason Trump slammed that diplomatic door

it was also his ritual of "undo literally everything obama did, good or bad"

No, its not out of malice, its out of ignorance and petty partisanship

Trump's not evil, but he is a fucking moron

well

i dont think he is perfect

but i dont think he is a moron either

he is, dude.

legit brainlet.

diplomatically speaking

his trade war with China is going well, he's got that much

but hes a moron

so the chinese are bigger morons i suppose

to no one's surprise

and everyone in america was a moron too

their more densely populated cities do have the highest count of death by toxic atmosphere, afterall

because the mainstream establishment was entirely against him but he won

so they were morons

and the people who voted for a moron were necessarily morons

and every time trump baits people with tweets, those are all also morons

that last one is irrefutable

i mean

only a moron gets baited by a moron

I dunno, dude, I saw a guy being unable to start a grill with a special needs kid correctly telling him how to do it, and the guy dismissing him only to find the kid was right, and the kid said "and they call me fucking retarded"