Message from @Jokerfaic

Discord ID: 599120129518731284


2019-07-12 06:04:58 UTC  

I used to use this piece if shit as an alarm for my last job

2019-07-12 06:05:13 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599119048151924736/we_must_defeat_the_huns.png

2019-07-12 06:05:20 UTC  

When one day, for no reason, the alarm just stopped making noise

2019-07-12 06:05:25 UTC  

It wasn’t on silent

2019-07-12 06:05:30 UTC  

It was turned up

2019-07-12 06:05:37 UTC  

It just made no sound

2019-07-12 06:06:01 UTC  

And I was an hour late 3 times in a row because apple is a piece of shit

2019-07-12 06:06:28 UTC  

I have an actual alarm clock now and a job I actually enjoy though so it all worked out fine

2019-07-12 06:06:29 UTC  

My previous phone decided that actually lighting the screen and making it visible was something it could do if it felt like it, rather than at my fucking will

2019-07-12 06:06:53 UTC  

and everything that implies

2019-07-12 06:07:11 UTC  

Lol

2019-07-12 06:07:24 UTC  

the fucking thing would turn on in my pocket and fuck shit up on my home screen and various apps so I don't know what's been done

2019-07-12 06:07:47 UTC  

and finally just stopped turning on when I clicked the power button

2019-07-12 06:07:59 UTC  

it still recieved inputs, I could hear it

2019-07-12 06:08:06 UTC  

I just couldn't SEE it

2019-07-12 06:08:18 UTC  

Wow 😂

2019-07-12 06:08:18 UTC  

but bear in mind, this phone was going on five years continuous use

2019-07-12 06:08:32 UTC  

it was a Samsung Galaxy S5

2019-07-12 06:08:54 UTC  

and I just replaced it in mid june this year

2019-07-12 06:08:58 UTC  

with an S8

2019-07-12 06:09:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599120123361493012/weaboo_fightan_magic.jpg

2019-07-12 06:09:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599120203493933077/When_you_drink_and_hyperdrive_-_Imgur.png

2019-07-12 06:10:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599120442715930624/image0.jpg

2019-07-12 06:12:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599120750762393602/uss_liberty.jpg

2019-07-12 06:13:27 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599121116664954890/scrooge-helicopter.PNG

2019-07-12 06:18:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599122404777918475/NagatoXMutsu.jpg

2019-07-12 06:19:47 UTC  

Right one looks really angry

2019-07-12 06:20:15 UTC  

can we not post that image anymore

2019-07-12 06:20:15 UTC  

Bitch u stealing my pocky

2019-07-12 06:20:37 UTC  

It’s goodwood

2019-07-12 06:20:43 UTC  

All he does is repost

2019-07-12 06:20:50 UTC  

He’s as bad as baba

2019-07-12 06:20:53 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599122991233761298/5d262014b421b.jpeg

2019-07-12 06:21:31 UTC  

discord

2019-07-12 06:21:43 UTC  

youtube kids

2019-07-12 06:21:45 UTC  

Discord worked for me

2019-07-12 06:21:49 UTC  

>discord
>girls

2019-07-12 06:21:51 UTC  

<:hyperthink:462282519883284480>

2019-07-12 06:22:28 UTC  

ive invited grok into a discord where it turns out some utter degenerates have been hooking up

2019-07-12 06:23:39 UTC  

i can harass women easily on discord so i'd call it a dating app