Message from @Jokerfaic

Discord ID: 599118673009049611


2019-07-12 05:58:07 UTC  

Father I cannot click the book

2019-07-12 05:58:24 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599117328805920768/image0.jpg

2019-07-12 05:58:24 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599117324783452164/image0_7.jpg

2019-07-12 05:58:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599117348846305280/ligas.gif

2019-07-12 05:58:30 UTC  

son do not catch the pokeyman creatures

2019-07-12 05:59:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599117607333003276/ilovefucking.mp4

2019-07-12 05:59:56 UTC  

No, son, you need to take all the materia off Aerith, trust me.

2019-07-12 06:00:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599117853592911883/LIVE_EXE.png

2019-07-12 06:00:59 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599117975798415381/good_literature.png

2019-07-12 06:01:55 UTC  

see he can post shit like that but my "I'm gonna stop you right there" gets yeeted by server bot

2019-07-12 06:02:02 UTC  

shit's rigged

2019-07-12 06:02:24 UTC  

Goodnight

2019-07-12 06:02:40 UTC  

Wtf phone

2019-07-12 06:02:45 UTC  

I typed good

2019-07-12 06:02:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599118436274274324/D_NIOX-UcAARM49.jpg

2019-07-12 06:02:50 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599118447942565908/Screenshot_20190711-235539.jpg

2019-07-12 06:02:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599118453349154835/well-shit-bridges.jpg

2019-07-12 06:02:54 UTC  

And it autocorrected to goodnight

2019-07-12 06:03:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599118574660878366/walkedintomordor.jpg

2019-07-12 06:03:34 UTC  

That’s what I get for having an iPhone I guess 😂

2019-07-12 06:03:42 UTC  

eww, Apple sheep

2019-07-12 06:03:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599118677018935297/image0.jpg

2019-07-12 06:03:56 UTC  

your wallet/bank account are in open revolt against you

2019-07-12 06:04:01 UTC  

I got it for a birthday and I barely ever use my phone

2019-07-12 06:04:11 UTC  

So there’s no point changing

2019-07-12 06:04:26 UTC  

Apple is the cleanest best looking trash in the computer market

2019-07-12 06:04:30 UTC  

period

2019-07-12 06:04:33 UTC  

there is no debate

2019-07-12 06:04:37 UTC  

Dude

2019-07-12 06:04:58 UTC  

I used to use this piece if shit as an alarm for my last job

2019-07-12 06:05:13 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599119048151924736/we_must_defeat_the_huns.png

2019-07-12 06:05:20 UTC  

When one day, for no reason, the alarm just stopped making noise

2019-07-12 06:05:25 UTC  

It wasn’t on silent

2019-07-12 06:05:30 UTC  

It was turned up

2019-07-12 06:05:37 UTC  

It just made no sound

2019-07-12 06:06:01 UTC  

And I was an hour late 3 times in a row because apple is a piece of shit

2019-07-12 06:06:28 UTC  

I have an actual alarm clock now and a job I actually enjoy though so it all worked out fine

2019-07-12 06:06:29 UTC  

My previous phone decided that actually lighting the screen and making it visible was something it could do if it felt like it, rather than at my fucking will

2019-07-12 06:06:53 UTC  

and everything that implies

2019-07-12 06:07:11 UTC  

Lol

2019-07-12 06:07:24 UTC  

the fucking thing would turn on in my pocket and fuck shit up on my home screen and various apps so I don't know what's been done