Message from @Jake the Exile

Discord ID: 606770791068991498


2019-08-02 08:42:58 UTC  

Y tho? 0.o

2019-08-02 08:43:58 UTC  

humanity asks why
japan answers **WHY NOT**

2019-08-02 08:44:23 UTC  

I don't ge-
>reads "head" and "shaft"
Ohhhh.....

2019-08-02 08:44:26 UTC  

nasty

2019-08-02 08:45:04 UTC  

ear fucking is skullfucking but better

2019-08-02 08:45:47 UTC  

only thing better than ear shit is eye shit

2019-08-02 08:45:59 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/606769620988330015/Every-day-we-Wae.jpg

2019-08-02 08:46:33 UTC  

imagine fucking a girl so hard her eye pops

2019-08-02 08:46:48 UTC  

that is not how biology works

2019-08-02 08:46:55 UTC  

im pretty sure ive watched and read some doujins and hentais with that specific premisce

2019-08-02 08:46:58 UTC  

@Muten I bet your also into laryngectomy holes

2019-08-02 08:47:04 UTC  

imagine fucking a girl

2019-08-02 08:47:16 UTC  

bro thats gay

2019-08-02 08:47:29 UTC  

no, the point is that's as far as I'll get.

2019-08-02 08:47:47 UTC  

sorry, not great at jokes past 3 am

2019-08-02 08:48:14 UTC  

That's just oral wtf normie shit

2019-08-02 08:48:59 UTC  

Oh no, I think I know what he means..

2019-08-02 08:49:34 UTC  

You'd think adults would learn how to turn off their horny witch after fuggen puberty

2019-08-02 08:50:29 UTC  

*switch

2019-08-02 08:50:39 UTC  

you'd think adults wouldn't need products to help masturbating

2019-08-02 08:50:55 UTC  

this goes doubly for women

2019-08-02 08:50:57 UTC  

Sorry this is a horny witch

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/606770899747733524/KissyTime.png

2019-08-02 08:51:06 UTC  

killyourself

2019-08-02 08:51:37 UTC  

>unrealistic sexual expectations

2019-08-02 08:51:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/606771116274483200/4324234.png

2019-08-02 08:52:03 UTC  

you'd think adults would get over that @Jake the Exile

2019-08-02 08:52:10 UTC  

Half of them are insatiable and are turned on by literally anything, and the rest are desperate to be turned on at all.

2019-08-02 08:53:06 UTC  

The two merge on the internet and you get shit that nobody ever needed

2019-08-02 08:53:34 UTC  

Like vore

2019-08-02 08:53:36 UTC  

any and every action ,of a healthy normal human being, leads to the attempt of sexual gratification

2019-08-02 08:53:38 UTC  

such is life

2019-08-02 08:53:40 UTC  

Exactly

2019-08-02 08:53:53 UTC  

People are missing something very important in their lives and don't have anything else.

2019-08-02 08:54:23 UTC  

Eyeball sex only makes sense when you like sex more than people's eyes.

2019-08-02 08:54:38 UTC  

😐

2019-08-02 08:54:51 UTC  

😑

2019-08-02 08:57:04 UTC  

@Jake the Exile that's why it's awesome

2019-08-02 08:58:44 UTC  

@Muten But it's harmful and quite possibly lethal, I wouldn't want to do that to someone I actually liked.