Message from @Cowlitz

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2019-08-03 02:23:28 UTC  

rip the double down

2019-08-03 02:23:38 UTC  

I stand by my quote

2019-08-03 02:23:40 UTC  

😎

2019-08-03 02:32:41 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/607038097942642699/image0.jpg

2019-08-03 02:36:13 UTC  

oy vey

2019-08-03 02:37:27 UTC  

or, you know, France for pinning the entire cost of the first war on Germany, when it was clearly Austria and Serbia's fault

2019-08-03 02:38:50 UTC  

oy vey

2019-08-03 02:39:25 UTC  

ToV is the single most disatrous international diplomatic document in human history.

2019-08-03 02:39:29 UTC  

Change my fucking mind.

2019-08-03 02:39:50 UTC  

Zimmerman telegram

2019-08-03 02:40:12 UTC  

was pretty dumb

2019-08-03 02:40:39 UTC  

No, see, that was just an ill-concieved plan

2019-08-03 02:40:46 UTC  

Universal Declaration of Human Rights is bs.

2019-08-03 02:41:31 UTC  

Human rights unless its okay with culture

2019-08-03 02:42:44 UTC  

the zimmerman thing only incensed US to do what it was starting to want to do already

2019-08-03 02:43:42 UTC  

yeah but why did they send it so insecurely

2019-08-03 02:45:22 UTC  

ToV literally took Europe's most industrially powerful, and economically accelerant nation, and told them "hey, you need to foot the bill for this shitstorm your ally caused. And oh yeah, you can only use about 1/5 of your eco/industrial strength to do it."

2019-08-03 02:45:33 UTC  

"also no navy or air force"

2019-08-03 02:45:53 UTC  

"also no army bigger than what is basically one platoon"

2019-08-03 02:47:19 UTC  

Not even the Ottomans or even Austria itself got that shitty a deal

2019-08-03 02:49:46 UTC  

Ere

2019-08-03 02:49:50 UTC  

Ottomens

2019-08-03 02:50:06 UTC  

>treaty of sevres

2019-08-03 02:50:26 UTC  

Delegates from Germany weren't even allowed to see the document until they were called to sign it, and though they technically had a right to voice concerns on it, no one in the room would hear it.

2019-08-03 02:50:53 UTC  

>literally only allowed on chunk around ankara with 1 coast

2019-08-03 02:51:45 UTC  

Austria got mutilated and lost alot of the german parts aswell as its monarchy territory

2019-08-03 02:51:50 UTC  

It was reactionary, completely disporportionate, and just the worst diplomacy.

2019-08-03 02:52:29 UTC  

well I mean politicians from that time weren't particularly respectable

2019-08-03 02:52:31 UTC  

Austria lost its monarchy to revolution just like all the other principle monarchies involved

2019-08-03 02:53:16 UTC  

I beg to fucking differ

2019-08-03 02:53:33 UTC  

Willhelm and Nicholas were on speaking terms

2019-08-03 02:54:12 UTC  

And Bismarck before them was a god damn model of diplomacy

2019-08-03 02:54:51 UTC  

Heads of state met for coffee and cigarettes for fucks sake

2019-08-03 02:58:46 UTC  

linking not just because tiddies, but TIDDIES

2019-08-03 02:59:21 UTC  

I'm conflicted about titty streamers tbh

2019-08-03 02:59:25 UTC  

on the one hand

2019-08-03 02:59:38 UTC  

I understand why people wouldn't like them

2019-08-03 02:59:41 UTC  

on the other hand

2019-08-03 03:00:02 UTC  

i enjoy tiddies in my animu so why would I act like a prude in one case, but not in the other