Take care of your own health before anyone else's pleasure.

I don't get how that makes me a live-action role-player. I'm just a nerd.

You straight fucking larping

I swear to fucking God I'll find out where you live to beat some God damn sense into you

https://giphy.com/gifs/students-CURNwNAg5sQKs

"Oh, Edie, please save me from Rhea's dungeon!" May as well lean into this.

Fucking larper

XD

I once smashed a ginger, it was weird.

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Did she steal your soul?

I had holy water

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Im cursed to like red heads tho, help.

I heard that's how Edelgard and Lysithea lost the pigment in their hair; they slept with a ginger.

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That's also why Lysithea will be dead in five years. Not the second Crest, ginger curse.

When you fuck a ginger

Lol

XD

Cursed to like slender red heads

Soulless barbarians...

Whyyyyyyy

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Lol

Real talk, tho; you're my favorite FE3H character by leaps and bounds, Edie. And that's saying something, since the others are pretty damn great. ...Aaaaand I hereby take it all back.

Fucking larper

Lol

Fecking spawn of Kylo and the Sandy Hook shooter.

I swear to God this larper actually thinks I'm the Fire Emblem character

@Edelgard von Hresvelg Yes, I believe that with all my heart and soul.

Never miss a moment

MARRY ME, SENPAI~ <3

TECH HERESY

9/11 is 18 years old. Meaning I can legally fuck it

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