Message from @Flavius Stilicho
Discord ID: 617125773236633641
there's like, frost giants, fire jotne, dwarves, elves etc
but no chimera, no gorgon, no manticora
i kind'a want to write "new" mythical stories
nothing stops you there I guess
and elves
just like the screen writers with the Ritual
you could work it in
and 2000 years from now, people will read about "loki's bastard son" in Ritual, stories by me, and other people. and the future people will think the Bastard was a monster from genuine norse mythology
huh, who knows
maybe people 2000 years from now on will think memes were a myth too
>implying they are not
"the creature had the body of a great deer, but where it's head was positioned on the neck, there was the body of a man."
"The arms were bent backwards over the back, and stretched around as mandibles, the head had been ripped out and there were yellow eyes glowing inside. at the top were the feet, which had grown like branches, forming a pair of great antlers on top of it"
"ISILDUUUUR"
He says his tongue slipped and he said "A SEALED OAR"
which he says is why Isildur didn't listen
Man I love the Babylon Bee
Meanwhile after he left mordor he went and sniffed Arwen's hair
saw some having a dick measuring contest with their steam accounts. wth was that for
no idea
this fag
was showing off
not really, just joining in the conversation
so I flashed my nonimportant steam level
which means nothing anymore
didn't mean anything in the first place
after the fucking steam sale cheatery
f u
live Xbox Live Rep score
literally everyone got five star 100% bar filled, including actual hacking and griefing cunts
on 360, anyway
might have changed since then
likely not
