garfield you are such a bad cat

and I'll toss the midget attached to that foot out the window

There was a guy in my server who stuck shit in his dick hole all the time and posted videos of it

no homo though

https://tenor.com/WWj9.gif

i bet u liked that

I still have the videos

if you cant fit a soda can down your cock hole

post it

you're a beta male

I am sorry, but you have enter an exit only area. You will immediately be executed brutally. Thank You

what happens

if you go swimming in the ocean

with a popped blister

🤔

It gets cleaned out

salt water is good for it

but does it hur

is the thing

if you are a little bitch

ive got a flayed section of skin

the size of a dime

@Lucienne d'Anwyl it will a little bit you little bitch

it hurt like a bitch when i put the peroxide on it

i dunno how much worse salt water would be

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECqywN5XkAA75qb.jpg birb

https://tenor.com/bac0f.gif

@ManAnimal youre into facesitting i take it?

facesitting is just oral sex

change my mind

depends on what her ass looks like

facesitting is hot as fuck

oral sex + asphyxiation + bondage

its only asphyxiation if you have a jew nose

Face sitting is for weebs

and why is it bondage?

rub that fuckin thing all over my face

is that a come-on, luci?

perfect

you havent lived until youve had a sweaty latina drop her fat ass on your face