they'll pitch a tent in your pants in under a minute

Which reminds me I still need to pick up some of his extras of one of them

Who here can solve my issue, I can sleep in a rem state anywhere, on any surface, any time

Lucid dreams owo

That's an issue?

I do that

How

sleep paralysis >w<

I fall asleep while driving @TriHelix

Enlist. That ability is damn useful in the military and also if anything can break you of it it'd be that.

@𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖆𝖎𝖓'𝖙 𝖎𝖙 𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖊𝖋 I've had it

Oh, you're a narcoleptic?

wewy spwoky

@TriHelix no

@TriHelix doc said I'm not

So did other doctors

okay.....

fucking creature jumps against my window

and makes a reeeee sound

i guess coffee?

also big tall guy in the corner

I can drink 8 cans of monster with no effect

And do

I rarely dream anymore (though when i do, i'm pretty lucid) and i keep sleeping later than should

Monster isn't actually that strong tho tbh

Have you ever had vietnamese coffee?

I've drank 4, 5 hour energies with no effect

@Gservator what did ya see in your sleep paralysis?

Big tiddy woman

uwu

big sad

owo

I always get them shadows

Or tried that thing that fae ordered from starbucks?

(I'll find the post)

I'm not even joking, she was standing in my kitchen looking through the window into my room @𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖆𝖎𝖓'𝖙 𝖎𝖙 𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖊𝖋

Also mr spooder

he jumps

looks like a fucking chimp

just