pedigree helps, brands help

Brands?

generally just taking them places

"Hey baby, I am a member of the Czech Royal family"

a lot of people are really shallow

"Wanna do it?"

Brands of what?

like how you buy clothes because of their brand, but their material and method of crafting are the same as a cheaper, often aesthetically more pleasing alternative

Hmm

Oh really? Maybe don’t date teenagers? 😉

How much does race contribute?

not everyone matures

age is just a number in many a cases

Like, a x0.78 if you are black

there might be more but i'm not the one with a uterus

Race? Holy shit if you want pussy and your white, go for an Asian. If you have the yellow fever you can drown in it if your a white bloke.

I am not against asian women, although I have no preferred race

Halfbloods are hot tho

gotta say that

God damn. I remember this backpacker from Vietnam back in the early 2000s, fucking hell.

Making me all nostalgic now.

Do tell

She was half white half Vietnamese. So had the Asian body, skin and the rest. But white hips, tits and ass.

We met at the Mustang bar in Perth, spent 3 days drinking, fucking and smoking cones. Jesus that was a great weekend.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1184194376672645120

That does sound like an adventure, ngl

I did some stupid shit though. Totally worth it but really, I should be dead

Shouldn't we all

Well apparently not. Not from what I have seen lately.

Bubble wrap and cotton wool seems to be the order of the day

Oh

https://youtu.be/fX9jewlvadE

those are some weird proportions

The biggest comedy is I tried to tag ARch in this discord and got my message auto deleted.

Ok

I'd auto delete your messages too bud

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