_weird flex but okay_

*concedes possible win due to hunger*

*takes victory lap to kitchen, fully expecting win to stand*

*f*

_makes accusation of election tampering_

*remembers its not rigged you are just losing*

_points out how he just trolled everyone_

*has new ban target*

_rees trollishly_

*Buys a McChicken and dicks that nigga down*

*fuck it can live off water in order to secure last word win*

*Any of y'all niggas want yo ass eaten?*

*turns attention to n00b for acting like a regular*

*welcomes newfriend and mumbles something about rules and reading*

*I got the horsecock in the back, ballsack is attached, ballsacks matted black, got the shaft that's black to match*

*something about not knowing how greentext or RP works*

*Who the fuck is RP? Rapunzel? I'll kill that nigga cuh*

*readys the kalc kalk*

*trolls newfag in to taunting mod - waits expectantly*

*Nah bruh, me and 'Insert moderator name here' go way back*

*cries about nepotism, tells mod how to do his job*

*never seen this nigger before in my life officer*

*Why the nigga always gotta die first :(*

*Points out that the black guy died last in night of the living dead*

*Ain't nobody watch that shit nigga lmao*

*makes 13/50 joke*

*reminds that it is actually more like 6.8%*

*changes # to 6.9% in a lame-ass effort to make a 2nd-grader joke*

*attempt to keep last word by deceiving with 2nd grade joke bs does not go un noticed*

*pretends to submit just to have an excuse to have last word*

*gives up and relinquishes last word to next person to admit they are gay*

*I luh dick*

🤦

*Jokes on y'all. I won. And I ain't really gay. I only ever sucked one dick and that was cause my uncle made me do it.*

*spams server with loli nazi brony pics*

*politely reminds that laws of thermodynamics does not allow it*

*mumbles about how laws are meant to be broken*

*rolls eyes, quips that that's not how laws work*

*quotes Judge Dredd*

*LUARGH*