Message from @Oatmeal™

Discord ID: 600863971045539955


2019-07-17 01:36:02 UTC  

Yeah, the janitors here don't like it when you disturb them eating their hotpockets

2019-07-17 01:36:07 UTC  

So you're not allowed to @ them

2019-07-17 01:36:07 UTC  

so when do we get past the walls

2019-07-17 01:36:13 UTC  

Yeah, watch it with the pings.

2019-07-17 01:36:21 UTC  

thats a bit stupid

2019-07-17 01:36:26 UTC  

Several days because the janitors need to finish their hot pockets

2019-07-17 01:36:33 UTC  

like, how do we even get a hold of em?

2019-07-17 01:36:37 UTC  

"Hoplite" are janitors

2019-07-17 01:36:38 UTC  

@Goodwood of Dank™ sorry we didnt know

2019-07-17 01:36:44 UTC  

oh, several days?

2019-07-17 01:36:49 UTC  

They need to finish their hot pockets first, don't disturb them

2019-07-17 01:36:49 UTC  
2019-07-17 01:37:04 UTC  

Else they'll scream "WHY AREN'T YOU RESPECTING MY AUTHORITY?" and ban you

2019-07-17 01:37:20 UTC  

oh so a normal janitor

2019-07-17 01:37:36 UTC  

Yeah, they're just like any imageboard janitor. Faggy, joyless fucks

2019-07-17 01:37:54 UTC  

Think that they're big boys now because they have control over an internet chatroom

2019-07-17 01:38:06 UTC  

wonder what would happen if we took their microwaves

2019-07-17 01:38:10 UTC  

cant heat up the hotpockets

2019-07-17 01:38:36 UTC  

so, basically, they are sperging on their hotpockets and cant be bothered because one second without their comfort hotpoket makes their fat asses nearly have a heart attack at the withdrawal?

2019-07-17 01:38:48 UTC  

amiright?

2019-07-17 01:38:54 UTC  

yea seems bout right

2019-07-17 01:39:14 UTC  

Put WannaCry on their Samsung smart microwave and you've doomed them to starvation

2019-07-17 01:39:39 UTC  

woah man

2019-07-17 01:39:43 UTC  

now thats against the geneva convention

2019-07-17 01:39:46 UTC  

well, ill just pm em the questions, whats the worst?

2019-07-17 01:42:01 UTC  

@Azusa-chan yo is this gonna end up like the real rome?

2019-07-17 01:42:13 UTC  

all fucked up and in peices?

2019-07-17 01:42:30 UTC  

Probably

2019-07-17 01:42:33 UTC  

history does repeat so

2019-07-17 01:44:38 UTC  

dude i cant wait

2019-07-17 01:45:09 UTC  

i feel, after reading te rules also, anything i say bad about the big boys will get me banned

2019-07-17 01:45:23 UTC  

>Actually reading the rules
GAYYYYY

2019-07-17 01:45:30 UTC  

even though this is a free speech thingy

2019-07-17 01:45:47 UTC  

i skimmed em, and found a few fucky things

2019-07-17 01:46:19 UTC  

<#463041536003932170> is just someone writing an essay whilst sucking themselves off, don't worry about them

2019-07-17 01:46:21 UTC  

like how if you ask the mods or jannys anything they have a right to ban you

2019-07-17 01:46:36 UTC  

tenecially, they can, its gay

2019-07-17 01:47:01 UTC  

Yeah, just tell them to go eat their hot pockets and fuck off if they whine at you, don't worry about it

2019-07-17 01:47:21 UTC  

Eh oh well, I'm regularly critical of Sargon so I'll see how long I last

2019-07-17 01:48:07 UTC  

Not very long, although the reactions members give when you laugh at Sargon's stupidity is brilliant

2019-07-17 01:48:07 UTC  

who the fuck actually boosts this place?