*hapsburgs*

Bro i just want to fuck a Scottish lass when I’m in Glasgow

Is that too much to ask

Do it.

^^

Of a modern world?

You're probably short aren't you.

Na mate

Healthy bmi?

Tbh I would want to fuck either a French person or a Scottish person.

Too much to ask?

Just... Do it?

Like

There a millions of both of those.

Literally just do it.

Unless you're fat and short.

Then gl

Guess I'm moving to Quebec then

Meh It could be better but it’s within normal range

And make sure you've got a good sense of humor with healthy self depreciation.

^^

Also I was making a joke mate I don’t need dating advice in Athens

My new d&d charachter

@Connor pearson you said about scottish lads

Would you fuck the Scottish pokemon trainer?

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Well, it didn't seem like a joke.

Lasses that’s a key point not lads ya wee cunt

Seemed like you're short fat virgin.

Oof

Probably slav.

Calm down mate

Slav confirmed.

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Not gonna get any celtic poon.

I will now proceed to speak welsh



Du dydyodhocohdyidyidgisy ruxhst8et8s dgshsits rhdhdyod9yd9y rydgodhocohx xnxkdkgdouodydoy ifhfwdgdegg udydhofho

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I have yet to see anyone know what this is from.

Which leads me to believe yall are European police state shitters.

Virgins, too.