Like I said I live in Sweden

Argentina has the meats

rip

Jesus dude.

Sweden is rough

Ok can we not shit on my entire life real quick

How’d you end up there

Why the fuck would you move to Sweden lok

>tried to escape Cuba by swimming

My granddad spoke to a guy on the radio in the 80s

That guy was swedish

>accidentally swam to Sweden

He came to cuba

My granddad sold my mother to him

;3

They got married, made me, now she gets to live in sweden

bam

Escaped

Lel

Cuban mail order brides

the wonders of capitalism

Well no just traditional dad decides who daughter marries

France Germany and Sweden are the trifecta of European faggotry.

By getting a radio call

From the other side of the planet

And then exchanging currency

Well no it wasn't literally selling

Ye pretty sure that's a mail order bride

My dad didn't pay any money other than the money he used to sustain her weirdly capitalistic spending habits

And the radio was more like two engineer nerds who just wanted to speak to foreigners who hit it off and became friends

> weirdly capitalistic.


Implying capitalism is weird

And my granddad was like "This is a nice guy, he's the kind of guy my daughter should marry.... hold on wait"

Consumerism is weird

idk man sounds like communism

Which part

All of it

I don't think you guys know what communism is

I need liberty prime

"Consumerism is weird"

Consumerism is weird though

Like this isn't a socialist thing