we got enough of that

nobody light a match https://twitter.com/Ruptly/status/1170345195663253504?s=20

This is literally the wikipedia page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storm_Area_51,_They_Can%27t_Stop_All_of_Us

Before 1960s the moon was actually fertile and full of life and beauty, and a wormhole was found connecting earth to the center of the moon

no no, Area 51 is where the government create homosexual androids. they turn people gay so they're easier to control.

well... no shit

gay people = feminine = more easy to control

i'll buy that

this guy gets it

4chan was made in area51 as a means to control the incels

think about it

controlling incels is easy

they are called 'THOTS'

I smell the secret Service in chat<:pepesurrender:588020553873358858>

Not today NSA

THOTS work for NSA

To discourage exploration, the United States and Soviet Union joint government run by the descendants of Seti II decided to replace all illustrated history of it with a Grey orb, and they put into the atmosphere a gas that distorts all. Color into greys

Damn, its so obvious now

The intensity of the sun defeats the color shift, but otherwise the effect works.

Area 51 is where they make the sand

The moon landings were faked

@2 point 2 zero *Angry Anakin noises*

To further convince people it is a dead ball

A puzzle for you...
https://youtu.be/U70nrM_E2T8?t=392

Have you ever seen BILL CLINTON AND HITLER IN THE SAME ROOM?

how does he make his experiment just float in mid-air

with nothing but a battery attached

Helium but liquid

pretty cool trick

electrified helium?

care to look up the temp at which helium becomes liquid?

Nope

Around -130

yup

All the leaders of the 20th century were just the same person, same as Charlemagne and pope Victor IV

Nah

I was wrong

around -270

huh

(Celsius)