the eastern side

both

You're missing out on all the best fishing

I lived on the island previously for like a year and it's so weirdly small-town? like they very much of their own way of thinking

NIGGER

Granted it's not that long to drive anywhere

the people make me want to wrap my lips around a glock

I remember when I went to high school on the island the kids were all so WEIRDLY perfect....none of them over swore and when I saw graffiti ONCE it just said "bum cheek"

glocks in leafland

I grew up vacationing in Tofino and fishing trips to uclulet

yes Islanders are underdeveloped

like me being this fat gay loser was literally the most street smart person there

Implying not swearing is perfection

The black bear density there is insane, they're basically just big dogs though

Still give them space

@matroyshka what a gay fat loser

what a gay fat loser let's all laugh and point at his pain and humiliation

Have you thought about not being fat?

I have and then I usually eat more smh

or gay

I HAVE

uh yeah?

I just choose to be anorexic for run

Seeing the way gay people act I've been like...hmmmmm maybe some electroshock

we laugh at gay fat losers to send them the memo that being a gay fat loser is pathetic and they should stop doing that

well what if I don't care enough to stop

Easy way to lose weight on Vancouver island, make an Australian friend

what will the australian friend do

Eat your food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGxXUFElIo8

Easy way to make an Australian friend, talk to an Australian

I just came here for crime statistics for heck's sake

Australians will invariably get you outside and doing things. Basic activity will increase and you'll lose weight

if you don't care enough to stop being a gay fat loser,

then i guess you must feel perfectly fine being a gay fat loser.

ugh but I hate going outside, people are outside

too smoke

@randomNPCno3 That sounds like profiling and I've been informed is very illegal

I don't feel fine being a fat gay loser but I'm more or less content to wallow in misery, self-hatred, fear, and depression

Perfectly legal

living in Calgary and smoking cigars is a hard life as you may die taking your gloves off