Easy way to lose weight on Vancouver island, make an Australian friend

what will the australian friend do

Eat your food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGxXUFElIo8

Easy way to make an Australian friend, talk to an Australian

I just came here for crime statistics for heck's sake

Australians will invariably get you outside and doing things. Basic activity will increase and you'll lose weight

if you don't care enough to stop being a gay fat loser,

then i guess you must feel perfectly fine being a gay fat loser.

ugh but I hate going outside, people are outside

too smoke

@randomNPCno3 That sounds like profiling and I've been informed is very illegal

I don't feel fine being a fat gay loser but I'm more or less content to wallow in misery, self-hatred, fear, and depression

Perfectly legal

living in Calgary and smoking cigars is a hard life as you may die taking your gloves off

riiiiiiiiiiiiight

I have a first amendment

and people wonder why others stop giving a shit when they say they're depressed

I can feel the jealousy

lol

How about

"oh my god my life is full of misery and self-hatred and depression"
>are you gonna change it?
"nah"
><:grill:639992877115637770>

Instead of living in self hatred, fear and misery

Stop being a big dumb stupid poopyhead?

watch anime?

Get up, go for a run

That too

Just watch anime and STFU if you feel your life is so bad.

Watch Tanya anime

watch Welcome to the NHK, then see if you have problems

Tanya had some good points about enemies :^)

mmkay well tbh TO GET DEEP it's not like being more in shape would make me attractive enough to really matter lawl. I'm like...aggressively ugly so I might as well enjoy what I eat if I ain't gettin dick no way

Remember boys

If you kill your enemies, they win

@matroyshka ye it also makes you die faster

EXACTLY

As gavin once said "YOU ARE DYING"

If you blackface, you win

"We must not fight what we hate, we must protect what we love"
*Proceeds to get obliterated*

Dying faster is my GOAL

"I'm aggressively ugly and there's just nothing i can do about it, nothing like bathing or getting fit or acquiring a sense of style"