and here I thought you were going ask me out for dinner before rushing on w/ Closing the Deal

I planning on just tracking you down and throwing you in my van

Have a Seat over there

@Flake452 what are you doing here, fella?

this could be why we can’t have nice things

Nice things are overrated.

whereas Cabin Fever is so hot right now

Does anyone have a link to Dankulas discord? His twitter one is incorrect.

Immigrant rights now! Lower the gates now!

so, animatronic love dolls, when?

Nick Rekieta did an interview with a guy who makes sex dolls and there is no way he doesn't fuck every doll before he ships it out.

Because of the job or the guy's character? Because a professional doesn't use their own product.

imagine, if at the border walls, there was a structure that reminded me of Midgar, from old ff7

@Lidomite Both really. I also got paedo vibes from him, but it was an interesting video.

I see. Well, people shouldn't be buying sex dolls from Some Guy anyway.

well, a love doll needs to be at least getting close to 5' tall or else it would seem weird... weirder...

4'6" is fine i suppose...

Don't discriminate against midgets

He was actually questioned by police for selling them too short.

after all, ive known some really short ladies

but the only midgets that ive known were the ones that i was making shoes for

Did he tell the police they're midget sex dolls?

Nah he agreed to stop selling shorter ones.

after all, midgets have bad bones and joints often

and they need corrective shoes

Cursed creatures

really nice ones, molded to the foot, really durable dense foam, and the best vibram soles that we can find

Inherently sickly, and thought of as children in sex doll form

real leather too

cow leather

not dog like china

you can even tell its from a cow, cause we only buy the full hide

and trim what we need from where we need it from

really nice stuff

nylon threads too

so strong they outlast almost anything

ooo, and pig skin

thats really nice lining leather

Such a waste creating something for one of Gods broken creatures

cause its so durable, but soft

and its got those cool little 3 hole patterns

They should be made to walk barefoot like the little hobbit fucks they are