Meanwhile

which is hilarious considering Texas just recently made it legal to carry any edged weapon

Stabbings all time high

I can literally walk around with a broadsword

what are you doing eating a STEAK IN THE UK YOU FREAKING NAZI

Hahah

I just holster a cinder block

I believe to become European you should eat pork once a day :^)

Never know when you might need to go with the defensive blugeoning

I wonder also who is doing most of the stabbing....what...demographic of people.............

@Acridian - Can you carry a sheathed sword?

@Cody I'm on probation. Assault. No weapons for me right now larger than my pocket knife

oh damn we got ourselves a bad ass

@Terry any edged weapon

Damn so you can’t roll around with an RPG

GTA style

we also recently made it legal to carry firearms at school and churches

I think the only place it's illegal to take a weapon is in a liqour store, bar and places like court houses

@matroyshka English, of course, same as Swedish rape in Sweden c:

Emigrating to Texas

Dang. And Canadians can't even have knives. I feel so gipped.

https://www.texastribune.org/2017/09/12/new-texas-law-expands-knife-freedoms/

Canadians can't even be trusted with the sharp edge on a plastic wrap box

There is no such thing as an “illegal knife” in Texas.

Dirks and daggers, stilettos and poniards, even machetes and swords can now legally be carried just about anywhere — even “down Congress Avenue,” said state Rep. John Frullo, R-Lubbock, the author of House Bill 1935, the law that made it so beginning Sept. 1.

a stiletto sounds sexy I want a stiletto knife

they are extremely sexy

@Acridian - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Wh8KeAPmg

quick work with those, lung and heart piercers

Probably wouldn’t make for a comfortable shoe

omg is there a video about someone using a flail

I love flails

Probably.

yes, @Terry all of those are acceptable to carry on your person

Creaming

creaming?

the shield too

😄

who is creaming rn

Me.

homo radar pinged

seeker missle inbound @Terry