I remember as a kid my mother drowned a bunch of baby mice she found

Frilled lizards are adorable

Australia with all the good reptiles 'n sheeeiiit

Most we've got in the UK is a grass-snake

Bloody gress snek

Lizard ppl

that one freak microwaving his sausages

Here in Aus you can have bearded dragons as pets i believe

Same in the UK, but they're looking a lot different when compared to their feral cousins.

YOU ARE ALLOWED TO DO WHATEVER THE FCK YOU WANT, just depends how many guns you have to tell GOV to fck off

true story

Based and calibre-pilled

*has 50 petabytes of <degeneracy> hentai*
USA gov: wtf man ?
*has 10 nukes and wants to be left alone*

i dont see them poking this beehive

Remember to have them on a deadman's switch.

ofc

straight linked to my heartrate

Probably tied to heartrate for extra flare.

There ya go.

Even more bonus points for brain activity, though.

what brain activity

Oof.

>TFW you flatline, get resuscitated, only to find you are without hentai.
Why live?

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last words
*FCK THIS PLACE*

Accidentally causing thermonuclear war because your hentai was taken away... little petty, no?

ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAH

im not leaving a rock for some cockroach to walk later

Well, that escalated quickly.

it be like the probations with alcohol, the world would go mad

when you go "fck this place" you better FUCK the place

Go big or go home - it's the American way.

unless its a federal crime
go big or dont go home

I see it as a spiritual successor to Sparta - return with your shield, or on it.

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Somebody's gotta fill that trash-can with tannerite and ball-bearings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKyop_elE6Y