SUCH TRAGEDY
NOT HAVING YOUR OWN BALCONY
WHY EVEN LIVE
what if I have a back porch instead?
Tbh, I just wanna build a fortress for fun one day. Just save-up and construct a modern take on a medieval fortress monastery in the desert.
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If I got a balcony I wouldn’t. I would’ve jumped
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If i had a balcony. i'd probably set-up a banner on it
if i had a balcony i'd be in jail for indecent exposure
Same tbh
I need a confidence coach, I can talk to wamen all day, but the one girl I am into, like talking to her is intimidating af.
just pretend she's like all the other girls
Like I can talk to women who are into me, because I am not into them, it's literally just the one.
I can't. I tried.
just treat her like shit
@Nat racist
Yes.
Like some days we can talk and then other days she gives me cold shoulder.
Makes talking to her hard, that and I get like super "dry" when she asks me personal stuff.
treat her like the thot she is, she'll be hoppin on your dick in no time
I mean she's not
you can have a harem of 100 girls
the one condition
theyre all your blood related sisters
**Onii chan intensifies**
cest
I don't want a harem of 100 girls
sounds exhausting
Like a couple weeks ago she asked me if the girl I had brought into the store was my gf, and all I could say was no, and I wanted to ask if the dude she was with her bf, but I couldn't do it.
cucked
Also, ew @Lucienne d'Anwyl
well you know what they say
if you cant *get* the gf
you should *be* the gf
