Thighs
Tits
Ass
Personality

thigh gap is rather aluring

boney implies she's anorexic, and that's a yikes my guy

Joker have u had 1 sit on ur lap for any ammount of time? Shit cutz into ur thighs

yeah no, no ribs showing, thats my line

I've had a girl lay on me and I have no idea what you're talking about

>have I had a girl sit on my lap
thats an unimaginably flattering question, you really should know better

Joker had all of his sisters sit on his lap

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I mean a girl woth no ass @Jokerfaic

by definition no

nope, my ex had a lot of meat down there, it was fantastic

no girl has deigned to grace my unworthy loins with theirs

Honestly, anything bigger than a handfull is just overkill. C-Cups are unironically the best

ever

my ex was DD, and after experiencing that I don't think I want to go any smaller

does seem to be the most famous size

excuse me, most famous cup

Never had GF so I cant get in on this convo

Lmao

yup, she had the perfect bod, too bad she was insane...

well me either, but I can just daydream and type

the D range is kinda the limit imo. E+ is just getting silly and is gonna have all kinds of back problems. Hell, D's cause back problems too

I can help carry them <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

nah, if she's working out and doing stretches it's not that bad

IIRC my last gf was a C cup, but that was like 8 years ago.

.... fuck that really was 8 years ago

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6 years ago for me

frens

better to have had and lost, dude

Pretty sure while I was at work some 30 year old woman was hitting on me

you're gettin ara ara'd?

She was trying to ara ara me infront of the manager

I swear to god if this is another "but I wasn't interested" story I'm tongue kissing my sig sauer

are you a smol boi?

19 when it happened

I fucking mean it, cocked and loaded

tbh I had to disregard the females the acquire the power I now wield.
The funniest thing though was she showed up on the class roster for one of the classes I GA'd the lab for, and given her name wasn't exactly common, it was probably her. She never showed up though lol