cookies is woman

you are a THING, luci

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@ManAnimal 30 hard drives? Do you have any idea how much child pornography you can fit on those?

given the drives are like from '94-'00

better a thing than some creature that isnt even human tbh

its boomer tech

how big could it be?

couple gbs?

https://youtu.be/E0E0ynyIUsg

You can fit enough evidence on there to convict the Clintons of

Wait

@ManAnimal fuck yeah white zombie

https://tenor.com/XGNI.gif

I still really like Electric Head part 1

You can't operate an oven? What kind of man are you?

if you cant operate an oven how could you ever cook the six gorillion?

a man that knows not to become TOO proficent in a woman's domain

ovens make for great spare parts too

especially the burners

3d printer heated bed

I mean, we're men, it's not like we can help it but be better than women

bitch I can cook better than you

My great great grandfather

everyone knows the holocaust was actually just 6 gay jews dying in a horrible rollerskating accident

I'd like to see that

1v1 me

I'll have you know that I speak some german, ovens have no secret for me

how fitting

Echt?

I'll beat you in a 1v1

Ich spreche mehr wie ein bischen Deutsch

😉

Klar

1v1 me bouillabaisse only

Ich habe ein grosses schwanz

Mein Deutsch ist schreklich

https://youtu.be/CJ2u3pRpCjc

Please, as if boiling fish requires skill