teaching him to be careful to fall asleep at the wrong place

no thats my fren with the new kidneys

You need new friends, kid

he had kidney failure right at his senior year of high school

so fuck you

Friends don't take friend's kidneys

oh, u serious?| he had a condition?

thought you were joking

he now has dentures and new kidney

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and is a couple years older than me

hope he makes it

and recovers

he kind of has but this is more of a life time thing

and both his parents are on disability, dad crushed by a bunch of tires and now his mom's got heart problems

some karen not doing their job fucked them on 2 months of mortgage payments so theyre dealing with that

typing is easier to put thoughts together

speaking stinks

speaking is easier

i can rip someone a new asshole while reading poetry and still hit on a pretty lady speaking

i can't type worth a SHEET

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speaking is like typing but with a time limit and you aren't obligated to make sense because nobody has proof of what a fucking pleb you are

lol; as if that standard always applies

mother fucking BOOMER

that's RIGHT. I DO fuck your mother

tell her hi from the MA

go back to 2004

go back to your mother's vagina

i meet you there

absolute cringe

(holding mirror)

Cringe is what happens when you get OWN"D

no seriously, my fingers type before I have time to filter much

speaking takes more effort

get a load of this fucking boomer

i think about 10x faster than i talk and i talk fast enough

talking requires me to stop thinking

typing doesn't

literal definition of big brain

I think absurdly slow