Quick hide the evidence

Ima be really here I got some heavy Alberta bias

But The only places I’ve lived we’re Alberta and Texas

All I know is tea, good shows, derogatory language and constant complaining

English culture in a nutshell

I don’t drink English tea. I drink polish tea

Tea without milk is for the strong, and polan strong

Nettle tea with raspberry jam

Nice

I usually have breakfast tea, two sugars honey milk and a few biscuits

Way too much sugar in one drink tbh

I don’t know why, but most people I’ve met I’ve always found out which tea they prefer

Every time

Its cause you are the origin Anglo

The last guy I met preferred bubble tea

The one before that was Irish black tea

The one before that was breakfast tea without milk

And so on

I like gunfire or jager tea witch is a black tea with rum

I just don’t wanna get rum

It also depends on the water

Well where ever my water comes from tell it it goes good with captain moes

Haha

One day I will have the perfect cuppa, and I will be complete

One day

What’s with this whole Trudeau blackface thing

I’ve been hearing it a bit lately

He did it a couple times

It’ll probably keep getting brought up

He has no idea how many times he did it

He thought they were talking about when he was in high school but it was when he was a drama teacher

What do you think of Trudeau

He’s nothing like his father

And his father was crap

So he’s the waste of crap, wow that really is terrible

And there’s nothing good coming from anyone else

No good candidates eh

No good ideas come of those who are of the upper class

I aint no commie but that’s how are politics are

What about a new, improved royal family that will rule you’re sovereign nation for the greater good of the empire and will restore democracy and favour to your na… I’m beginning to sound like a monarchist. Dammit

The queen probably couldn’t do a better job tbh, she’s too busy figuring out what horse to bid on at ascot