Burger King is Uh,

Oof

Feudalist

Yeee

👌

Where’s absolute monarchist

What about wendies tho??

Libertarian

Late stage capitalism

Lmao

Starbucks is liberalism

Papa johns is Deus Vult

Deus Vult needs to be its own ideology

Nah that's Burger King

Eee

Because of the king

Papa johns is consevatism

Subway is Islamism

Coca Cola is ancap

Now let's talk Walmart. It houses other fast food places like McDonald's but it also has its own way of selling things.

🤔

Ikea is True Communism

Syndicalism

LMaO

IKEA was invented so divorce lawyers could make more money

K Mart is Anarcho communism

"Build your own damn bed" <--True communisn

Target is religious fascism

Omg

WWE is neo conservatism

L0L

>neo
>conservatism
Isn't that ironic?

Like saying the new-old

Better name for it

Shill Shapiroism

@John Lennon

AA

Who likes the blues

Lol Adolf killed himself though

EA SPORTS it’s in your mums wallet