*ahem*

Patriots?

the whitest states are in new england

More like

CHEATRIOTS

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There are places in Prague that don't serve American tourists

I want to leave New York for a rural state which state is the easiest to buy a home

Well good thing I'm never going to Prague

alaska

You say thata s a joke

But Alaska is on my list

So that doesnt hurt me

It hurts a little bit

But not too much

I am also thinking of Wyoming

Imagine having an economy so fucked you need to migrate to find a home that doesn't require youbto become an indentured slave

I just want to move somewhere with a low population

Where I wont expect many visitors

maine

I'm really sick of the city life

former territory of massachusetts

Greenland

There's 5 people in Greenland

I have no family in Greenland

You'll get eaten by the mountain spirits

Based

The tuurngait

If I did move out of the country my only locations would be like, Poland or Greece

Greece practices eco-socialism

That's about as far from US as you can get politically

Right now

Fine with me as long as no one disturbs me

I'd just go to Ithica and live my days as an irrelevant window maker

You'll earn nothing by euro standards in Greece but probably still more than the average US citizen

i just want my gf and no big city

Greek women turn into six legged howlers at night

i dont know what that means

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