There's 5 people in Greenland

I have no family in Greenland

You'll get eaten by the mountain spirits

Based

The tuurngait

If I did move out of the country my only locations would be like, Poland or Greece

Greece practices eco-socialism

That's about as far from US as you can get politically

Right now

Fine with me as long as no one disturbs me

I'd just go to Ithica and live my days as an irrelevant window maker

You'll earn nothing by euro standards in Greece but probably still more than the average US citizen

i just want my gf and no big city

Greek women turn into six legged howlers at night

i dont know what that means

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Bro you stole my emoji

You are going to lose subscribers

Bro...

Anyways none of my dreams matter atm

Still have to serve my time for 12 more years <:veryflushed:574303538134515732>

It matters to you

it does

thats why im not gonna get blown up

And then im gonna leave forever

Ouch

Enjoy getting deployed to some god forsaken desert so you can get blown to bits by an IED

I hope so

At least I wont die in the city

If i survive give me my big titty gf

No

I'll brush your hair

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@T. Raven <:sadcat:585559690583212054> my love for you will never die

Based and Redpilled

You remind me of a left wing version of my fren

Because he had a lot to say and I always just pretended I understood what he meant