I have to talk to kids about global warming in a few minutes but I don't know shit about it

what about global warming

Just light them in fire

They'll understand

Just in general

Then my friend will talk about climate change

invoke your inner evangelical

And we'll give them candies and I'll fuck off

But my upbringing was catholic

And I ended up gay

go on a insane rant about how their descendants will starve and their cities will flood

Nice

skeli baby

Go on a rant so they rise up and rebel against the Nation

Scecede from the Union

We used to be a federation but something wack happened

Fr y'all be serious

im serious

This is the only way I'll scrap my grades in physics

Is Wikipedia a good source?

yes'

if it agrees with me yes

ight Ima head out

Have a picture of my dog

Neato

im on

two hours of sleep

why do i do this to myself

drink coffee

I'm on Zero hours of sleep doing hwk for my class that starts in 20 minutes

haha dumbass

Lol

drink coffee my babbies

already did

i drink like

every morning

drink more

Israeli embassies closed wooooooh