Message from Pence Bot in Anticom #general


2017-03-14 19:18:56 UTC  

<@274261600922370049> *was shocked with 89J, leaving him in cardiac arrest, but freshly cured!*

2017-03-14 19:19:32 UTC  

Can we get the 89J changed to something more energetic

2017-03-14 19:19:37 UTC  

like a megajoule

2017-03-14 19:19:42 UTC  

explodey

2017-03-14 19:21:14 UTC  

j is joules

2017-03-14 19:21:21 UTC  

yeah exactly

2017-03-14 19:21:26 UTC  

so 1 million joules

2017-03-14 19:21:30 UTC  

MEGAJOULE

2017-03-14 19:21:36 UTC  

but ok ye i can up the scale

2017-03-14 19:21:43 UTC  

yay

2017-03-14 19:21:49 UTC  

in a few hours

2017-03-14 19:21:51 UTC  

remind me

2017-03-14 19:22:02 UTC  

or give it like two or three more zap options

2017-03-14 19:22:07 UTC  

with differing energies

2017-03-14 19:23:01 UTC  

do you mean options like p!zap1 p!zap2 or more "was zapped with x, causing y!"?

2017-03-14 19:23:12 UTC  

yeah

2017-03-14 19:23:14 UTC  

2nd one

2017-03-14 19:23:44 UTC  

yeah i just have 4 because i tossed it together to make sure it worked first

2017-03-14 19:24:18 UTC  

"REPENT @­čů▒arD!" *BZZT*

2017-03-14 19:24:19 UTC  

"REPENT @Iamawesom!" *BZZT*

2017-03-14 19:24:19 UTC  
2017-03-14 19:24:19 UTC  

@­čů▒arD *was shocked with 23J, leaving him still gay, but reconsidering his sinful ways.*

2017-03-14 19:24:25 UTC  

@Iamawesom *was shocked with 20J, leaving him still gay, but reconsidering his sinful ways.*

2017-03-14 19:24:25 UTC  

@Haupst├╝rmfuhrer Pepe *has the battery explode on him, leaving him a charred corpse!*

2017-03-14 19:24:47 UTC  

rip pepe

2017-03-14 19:24:52 UTC  

rip

2017-03-14 19:27:51 UTC  

"REPENT @Void!" *BZZT*

2017-03-14 19:27:51 UTC  

@Void *was shocked with 39J, leaving him a straight, pure young man, cured of homosexuality!*

2017-03-14 19:28:10 UTC  

p!zap Milo

2017-03-14 19:28:11 UTC  

"REPENT @MULMMEISTER!" *BZZT*

2017-03-14 19:28:11 UTC  

@MULMMEISTER *was shocked with 82J, leaving him in cardiac arrest, but freshly cured!*

2017-03-14 19:28:19 UTC  

YOU FOUND A SPY

2017-03-14 19:28:29 UTC  

p!zap l l e d a

2017-03-14 19:28:29 UTC  

"REPENT @Yosh!" *BZZT*

2017-03-14 19:28:30 UTC  

@Yosh *was shocked with 52J, leaving him a straight, pure young man, cured of homosexuality!*

2017-03-14 19:28:43 UTC  

p!zap <@&288410807065247744>