How so?

...no sir, I am a trap

Well i am a male

becasu ethey are men with the personality of bitches

Indeed

Someone hasn't been on the internet for very long

define someone

A small amount of one

Kicked, no ban

I had to miss work today since I was sick

Also, no gf to spend today with

tfw today is my anniversary and I've been away from her for nine months

why live

becuase we awe the heros

>tfw bf works on college off-days

>tfw make ~500 a week without leaving the house

tfw I keep dreaming of her, especially now

Tfw waifu isnt real

>he didn't know what a trap was
sides

gone

Also

mfw I'm just gonna sit inside all day

Who lives in DE

Becuase that SHIP

Everyone thinks I do because of the city I'm in there's a more famous one with the same name in DE

So why is that ship here?

I have no idea I didn't hear about any ships

What ship?

You avent heard?

no did area 51 get relocated

I've heard about the bird

There is a RUSKI ship off th coast of Delaware

huh

clearly to nuke us after putin "agrees" to give back crimera

Yfw Putin makes the dream civil war in Ameica

Which ruski ship?

The only one that's a threat is being decommed

The spy ship

"Spy ship"