BBQ 🤤

I identify as a 80 yr old Asian lady born in Australia.....

yeah well i identify as an attack helicopter

I identify as the anti-racist baby.....

Like the psychopath you are <:eyy:809458097352998913>

you're one to talk <:KEK:795742276549607456>

you both need help <:KEK:795742276549607456>

Nah, I'm perfect you see

i know <:KEK:795742276549607456>

Who pinged me?

Need help picking up ~~bitches~~ girls <:LeoDecaprio:768140752525852742>

well you see, we could go to the animal shelter and find some female dogs

Dogs are nice but they are work, nevermind my bad pet allergies

im only allergic to cats

they're icky things

women are more work than dogs, bucko

Yeah it’s ok though, it’s plugged in most of the time anyways so not an issue

wow JD did you just compare women to dogs

if you serious about a woman, I can hook you up

Yeah but at least you can have socially acceptable sex with them

no that was you

There is a reason that the b word is what it is

wtf why would you do that.

wait a minute...

Get your mind out of the gutter, referring to women not dogs 🙄

I know wtf you said <:Cringe:809458097919098940>

Eh what's done is done, I cannot change your perception

Or can you

**What's done is done**

women? nah, I only smash that like button *dabs*

did i just come back to JD dabbing

what is even happening

hAhAhAhA s0 fUnNy

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-dab-100-lit-gif-15118193

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News we can trust.....

he looks so proud

"i just found two quarters, man!"

Cmon man!

*Look! I FOUND my hearing aids!*

*These suckers didn't fall out, they were in my ears!*