You fucked up

Sorry.

And French Canadians are extremely racist and poor

Just what they think they're avoiding.

Ok, what do you call a Leftist American who thinks they belong in Canada?

Homeless

Or alternatively. Lynched.

Bonus if they have a college degree.

Mhm

Useless American degrees

In Gender Studies.

I can respect any degree that involves the Hard Sciences.

I can't

"Political Science"?
Sorry bud, fake news. That ain't science.

Psychology degree is useless if you want a job.

Engineering is good.

Stuff with math in general.

Not as good as an apprenticeship

Correct on that^

Mike Rowe demonstrates that a willingness to work is even better than an apprenticeship.

Eh

Ehhhhhh

Tell that to jobless vets

Didn't help em much

That welding apprenticeship did tho

Well, in the system we have, it's not good. Government killing meritocracy did that.

I think the corporation I work for would be much better if the government didn't bail them out every time they fucked up.

Meh

Do something about it instead of complaining ahout it.

Like invest in Game Stonks?

Or gain political office

Or stab a dwarf

Alright Legolas.

No

He fights with a dwarf

Politicians stab dwarves

I have read tolkien, I know who legolas is.

Is this another joke?

Dwarf is friend

By the end of it at least

I have read the entire trilogy. I understand that. How do politicians stab dwarves?