Honey badger are scary

They only pass out from the pain of a cobra bite

And they run away from Canadian geese

Tells you a lot

Tells me that geese are scary af

I kick the geese

When they get too close

That attracts more

*Not Canadian geese.*

I saw a bunch of geese fucking pummel a honey badger till it fucked off

Canadian geese are delicious

Stalin may have been a commie but has not wrong

the reason for a snake, particularly the Rattlesnake, on the Gadsden Flag is fairly simple
the rattlesnake is a fairly timid animal, however if you push on it enough and dont heed its warnings, youl get hit with a fairly deadly poison

Yeah, well we ain't timid

supposed to symbolize how Americans pretty much felt

We can just set off

granted, just because a Rattlesnake is fairly timid and generally not prone to fatally biting (as they'll often do dry bites to scare the fuck out of something), doesnt mean you should poke around them because eventually your luck will run out and youl get the blue tongue and fangs comin out on you

They're like blackbears

Just don't back them into a corner and you'll be fine

mhm

There’s one near our school we named Dave

nice

Every time me and the Bois walk past Dave he just stares at us

Lol

We had an indestructible moose sign near my highschool

Because moose > Car

we've never had anything like any of that around any of my schools here in Texas, even tho used to live in a fairly rural town

Unstoppable force meets immovable object

The battle of midway I guess

I don't have nitro, I had to compress it down

that's a bunch of different movies?

one of those scenes is from Battleship

@Bourbon in Gift Wrap I rather prefer mine.

@Kreia's Disciple the roof Koreans have the best one

We don't have Koreans here in MN, we have Hmong.

Same attitude though.

Give any Asian a gun, (liberals pending) and they will crush you with ambush tactics

Have you met private Smith?

He's our best border guard